Probably you shouldn’t be jealous of me. I know it’s hard.

Holy crap, it’s Tuesday. Somehow I turned around realized that I hadn’t posted in a week, and that’s why I couldn’t get my head on straight in the mornings. TOTALLY MAKES SENSE NOW.
So how are y’all? I, for one, am still under the influence of last night’s Ambien, which means that I am super sleepy [...]

Because sometimes you can’t pick who you love. Or can you?

Thank you all for your great comments about self-worth and how you define it. I want to keep the conversation going, so please continue to let me know what you think.

Now onto far more serious business: The Over-Saturation of our fair Bachelor, Jake Pavelka.
Or as I like to put it: VomitFest 2010.
I know a lot [...]

Shit that happened while I was snowed in

Interneeeeet! What up? You’d think that while I was chillaxin’ with my homies snowed in for the last four days that I would have churned out post after intelligent post. You’d be wrong. I’m going to make a list now that will enlighten you about what I’ve been doing since Friday night’s crippling dusting of [...]

Days and Confused

Listen up: All comments on Half Baked, Twice as Good now through Friday will earn $1 each for Haiti relief. So comment, discuss, hate, whatever you want. Just comment and send your friends to do it too.
Good…Tuesday…morning. I’m all kinds of confused today since we had yesterday off as a holiday. Like, last night we [...]

The one where I don’t know where you all came from

Here’s a Monday list for ya: Over the weekend something fatastically awesome happened and suddenly I have readers OUT THE WAZOO! (For those of you that can check these things, my numbers are still teensy compared to yours, but it’s MY VICTORY!) Anyway, here’s where I think all of my new readers have come from:
1. [...]