Probably you shouldn’t be jealous of me. I know it’s hard.

Holy crap, it’s Tuesday. Somehow I turned around realized that I hadn’t posted in a week, and that’s why I couldn’t get my head on straight in the mornings. TOTALLY MAKES SENSE NOW.
So how are y’all? I, for one, am still under the influence of last night’s Ambien, which means that I am super sleepy [...]

Another list of shit that I feel I should share with you

Today is Monday. I didn’t sleep well, therefore I am lazy. Here is a list. I don’t know about you, but I’ve already forgotten 2009, what with it being the almost-end of February and all. This is a reminder.
1. What did you do in 2009 that you’d never done before?
Went to a psychiatrist.
2. Did you [...]

Trying to contain the excitement

Shit that happened while I was snowed in

Interneeeeet! What up? You’d think that while I was chillaxin’ with my homies snowed in for the last four days that I would have churned out post after intelligent post. You’d be wrong. I’m going to make a list now that will enlighten you about what I’ve been doing since Friday night’s crippling dusting of [...]

You make me crazy when…

…You whine and think you’re all profound and shit. Really you’re just depressing and spout garbage. Ahhh. I feel better now.