Another list of shit that I feel I should share with you

Today is Monday. I didn’t sleep well, therefore I am lazy. Here is a list. I don’t know about you, but I’ve already forgotten 2009, what with it being the almost-end of February and all. This is a reminder.
1. What did you do in 2009 that you’d never done before?
Went to a psychiatrist.
2. Did you [...]

Shit that happened while I was snowed in

Interneeeeet! What up? You’d think that while I was chillaxin’ with my homies snowed in for the last four days that I would have churned out post after intelligent post. You’d be wrong. I’m going to make a list now that will enlighten you about what I’ve been doing since Friday night’s crippling dusting of [...]

Weekend in 5

5. Brian watched Hitchcock’s Notorious for the first time, and we discovered that Ingrid Bergman’s accent is like Ambien for cats.
4. On the same day I found a new home for a cat, a dog bit me because I came up on its blind side. Also in the same day, I watched the movie Blind [...]

The one where I don’t know where you all came from

Here’s a Monday list for ya: Over the weekend something fatastically awesome happened and suddenly I have readers OUT THE WAZOO! (For those of you that can check these things, my numbers are still teensy compared to yours, but it’s MY VICTORY!) Anyway, here’s where I think all of my new readers have come from:
1. [...]

10 years in 10 minutes (or less)

If there were ever a time for lists, I think this would be it.
2000:
I ring in the new millennium with my “best friend” in DC.
We graduate college in May, I start my first job June 1.
I report the stories, the breaking news, but mostly the boring features.
I go to LA, interview hometown boy working on [...]