Probably you shouldn’t be jealous of me. I know it’s hard.

Holy crap, it’s Tuesday. Somehow I turned around realized that I hadn’t posted in a week, and that’s why I couldn’t get my head on straight in the mornings. TOTALLY MAKES SENSE NOW.
So how are y’all? I, for one, am still under the influence of last night’s Ambien, which means that I am super sleepy [...]

Another list of shit that I feel I should share with you

Today is Monday. I didn’t sleep well, therefore I am lazy. Here is a list. I don’t know about you, but I’ve already forgotten 2009, what with it being the almost-end of February and all. This is a reminder.
1. What did you do in 2009 that you’d never done before?
Went to a psychiatrist.
2. Did you [...]

My days as a doorwoman are numbered

So I took your advice and wrote a letter. It’s a mean, mean, mean letter with lots of accusations and name-calling and right towards the end I realized what I was so mad about to begin with. Whew. I really feel a small load off my shoulders already and perhaps I will sleep better tonight. [...]

Steel Reserve

Yesterday, or was it the day before?, I got my first taste of hate mail, from a delightful troll named “Joenunya.” Joe kindly pointed out on my post about being snowed in that I was a) high maintenance, b) lazy and therefore should be deserted by my husband and c) probably fat based on the [...]

I. Am. Furious.

I just wrote THE GREATEST POST THAT EVER LIVED.
My computer died.
You will never know that genius now, y’all. Never.