Justin Timberlake (MTV Hope for Haiti/AP)

So I realize that in the grand scheme of things, my promises have a long track record of going undone. I told you that I’d write such-and-such post and it never showed up. I said that I would webcam myself talking and drinking wine while ranting about something stupid. Never did that either.

Then I told you that for every comment you made on one of my posts last week, I would donate $1 towards Hope for Haiti.

Hallelujah Justin Timberlake I DID IT! I counted up your comments, I added in what I could, and during the Hope for Haiti telethon, I called and waited until I got the greatest celebrity ever! this guy named Josh who happily took my money off my hands. It’s the best money I ever spent, except for the time that I got my mom to give me money for a formal dress, and instead used it to pay off my traffic ticket in Appomattox, VA.

But anyway, thanks to all of you who visited or commented last week. You should keep doing so, even if I don’t give money away this time. It’s just the nice thing to do, people.