Renaming New Year’s Eve

Conversation between Kathy and me this week:

Me: Dude, this year has sucked some major balls.

Kathy: Um, yes.

Me: I mean, really. Think about all the shitty stuff that’s happened. I am SO over 2009. I should make a list.

Kathy: I don’t think we need a list to remember all the bad stuff.

Me: Maybe not. But that’s not the point. The point is, 2009 needs to be done.

Kathy: Yeah, I am with you on telling 2009 to peace the fuck out already.

And so this, Internet, is my new mission. Get through the end of the year, get through the messy holidays, the impending bad stuff, the doctor’s appointments, the final exams, the WHATEVER, and get to New Year’s Eve. This year, New Year’s Eve will be known as “Peace the fuck out already, 2009″ Night.

You think if I sent out invitations to a party celebrating “Peace the fuck out already, 2009″ people would come?

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TALK ABOUT ONE GREAT NEW YEARS EVE – ENEN THOUGH I AM OLD – THAT IS ONE I WILL CELEBRATE AND ENJOY EVERY MINUTE
RUTHIE

Elizabeth

October 30, 2009 at 7:49 am ∞

Old? You? Not even close. I’ve decided that “Peace the fuck out already, 2009″ will be a party you can come to in your pajamas. And if you’re in a bad mood, we’ll still like you. And champagne will be served out of plastic cups that say “Screw You.” I”m kind of excited.

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Me! But seriously, I am fucking terrified of 2010, so you might have to pry 2009 from my cold dead hands.

Elizabeth

October 30, 2009 at 1:17 pm ∞

Yeah, but you’re just terrified of – wait, when is Baby Beets due again? – anyway, you’re just scared of that one month when the baby comes. After that 2010 will be AWESOME. Also it will be awesome because it’s not 2009. See? Problem solved.

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